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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"In a small bowl whisk together the lemon juice, mustard, garlic, and chervil." (why the hell a cookbook is in my room is beyond me...)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My bed post

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Haha, Judge Judy

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:20

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:01

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Against Me!, and my dad snoring

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About half an hour ago, I was getting out of my friend's car in my driveway

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Facebook

9. What are you wearing?
Sweats and my Buddha tshirt

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah, and it was a weird one

11. When did you last laugh?
About 2 minutes ago because I made a really good unintentional pun

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Oh jeez...lots of pictures cut out of fashion magazines, photos, calendar pages, old posters, christmas lights, a pointsettia garland I found in a gutter...yeah, my walls are a work of art in themselves


13. Seen anything weird lately?
YEAH! Driving back from coffee in manitou, me and my friend saw someone get shot or stabbbed! It was terrible, especially b/c Manitou is usually so peaceful

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It is a very legitimate distraction (yeah right...)

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Boondock Saints (for the millionth time) or Taken

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A trip to France or Japan, groceries, and a really nice tea pot

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Just now I tried to eat a glass bead that was sitting next to me b/c I thought it was candy

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would probably kill Christopher Columbus. Sorry man, but you kind of fucked up the world for us!

19. Do you like to dance?
I like to salsa and skank (if you don't know skanking, go youtube it immediatly!)

20. George Bush:
Inherited a lot of difficult issues, made some less than perfect decisions because he's a human being, got reelected by the American people, has big ears as well as my support please don't shank me!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kennedy. Probably not, but I just really like that name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Trent, Michael or Andreas

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I plan to absolutly as soon as possible

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Hmm...well this is controversial, but whatever. I would actually be a little upset if I ever reached pearly gates...I believe that when someone dies, they are reborn into a different life and form. I find that a lot more comforting than the idea of a 'heaven'.